Randal, in all honesty... I hate shopping. BUT the whole idea of my husband serving my needs is incredibly sexy. Poems, yes, I'm inclined to agree with you there. Limericks, no.
BE, I think Ruth might disagree! She's determined to make us all jealous.
Okay, I'll admit, my husband did six loads of laundry while he was home Tuesday. Thank heavens. It was getting out of control.
I am a 45 year old mother of five who tries to keep a sense of humor. I love people and find them to be an endless source of amusement. I pretend to be a straight and narrow mom when I'm not engaged in debauchery with my neighbors.
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These are offensive.
Well, okay, only two of them.
1. No one should enjoy shoe shopping.
"Hey dear, I'm going to get some new sneakers, wanna come?" Yeesh.
2. Missing the NFL playoffs? Might as well ask me to vote for McCain.
Flowers are cliché. Write love poems instead, dudes.
Missy, this is the biggest fish story ever posted!!! By anyone!!!
So I'm guessing you don't want to know that my husband does his own laundry, half the cooking, and mops floors.
He does, however, make me take out the garbage because he has a bad back.
Can't have everything. LOL
Randal, in all honesty... I hate shopping. BUT the whole idea of my husband serving my needs is incredibly sexy. Poems, yes, I'm inclined to agree with you there. Limericks, no.
BE, I think Ruth might disagree! She's determined to make us all jealous.
Okay, I'll admit, my husband did six loads of laundry while he was home Tuesday. Thank heavens. It was getting out of control.
Sorry. I can't brag about my kids, so I have to brag about the husband. I'll stop.
:)
Ruth, you're obviously a superstar of love--don't stop bragging.
I do the dishes every night.
Oh, now YOU'RE making me jealous.
Great.
Don't most husbands? My wife is the better cook so I clean everything up. And laundry is easier than washing dishes. The machine does all the work!
I'm a batchler, batzler, batchealor, .... single guy..... I don't do laundry until absolutely needed....and I don't wash dishes......
It is why God invented carry-out Chinese....
These are funny. Sweeping generalizations... but funny!
Yeah, a little lite humor--my favorite is the "baby" one.
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